December meme, day 30

simplybeing asked, If you could write an episode of Supernatural, that would actually be filmed and aired (so, heh, keep in mind network restrictions and all that), what would it be about?

You guys, I'm such an epic failure at sexy and suggestive, wink wink, nudge nudge. I suppose I should go for ladies night at the strip joint, where Sam and Dean wander in all unaware, and get roped into dancing for their drinks. There's sibling competition, and audience voting, and who do you think would win? And what would the background be? Lessons to impress Jess? Working as a bar back and finding out dancers were much better paid? Yeah, that would be fun.

But I'd go back to the episode Jensen talked about, of the two of them in a laundromat somewhere, middle of the night, playing cards while they wash all their clothes. Captive audience, right? I mean, where're you gonna go in your skivvies? So sit your butts down and maybe get some of your shit out in the open, call each other on stuff, and work that crap out. Secrets are lethal, and secrets left to fester just rot from the inside out. Time to clear out those stinky duffels and air those stinky grudges, and find some common ground to move on without all the old resentments and suspicions and misunderstandings.

Yeah. It's not even NC17, the censors wouldn't say boo. Show some abs, some biceps, a little skin in the boxer briefs for eye candy while they work things out. I'd like that, a lot.