Stolen from
jimbobjoe and the circle/flist.
1. Do you make your bed everyday? No duvet or bedspread—my bed is "dressed," sheet turned down at the top in a "cuff" over the blanket, pillows standing against the headboard. I've perfected the wrist motion to flip the covers across the bed in one stroke, then straighten the turndown, make sure the edge of the blanket covers the sheet and is a uniform distance from the floor from head to foot, plump and stand the pillows, smooth out any wrinkles. Four minutes, tops. And...no matter what goes wrong the rest of the day, I've successfully accomplished one fricken thing.
2. What's your favorite number? I've always preferred evens, don't know why. Today it's probably 12.
3. Dream Job? You know Jane Goodall, with chimpanzees? I wanted to study a species like that.
4. If you could, would you go back to school? I have done, several times. Usually a class to do with writing or comprehensive reading and analysis.
5. Can you parallel park? If I have an open-ended space, and no audience, and lots of time. Otherwise, it's embarrassing and impossible.
6. A job you had which people would be shocked to know you had? I sold encyclopedias door to door.
7. Do you think aliens are real? It's sort of arrogant to assume not, but I think they've quarrantined this particular petri dish so as not to allow the infection to spread.
8. Can you drive a stick shift? I prefer a stick shift, and on the floor, none of this steering column nonsense. I miss my wee Nissan. We were nimble and fearless and utterly competent together. She was like riding a cutting horse compared to anything else I've ever driven. Utterly responsive, gutty as hell. City driving and a bum knee dictated a parting of the ways, though. I'll always miss her.
9. Guilty Pleasure? At this point in my life I feel I've earned on account any pleasure that may come my way.
10. Tattoos? Not a goal.
11. Favorite color? camouflage: browns, greys, greens, blues.
12. Things people do that drive you crazy? Allowing their children to shriek in public. Talking at the theater. Callous or indifferent disregard of others and their right to share public space.
13. Phobia? In recent years, small confined spaces. Flying stinging insects (I'm allergic, so).
14. Favorite childhood game? Pretending my bike was a horse. Poking grass under its front fender to "feed" it.
15. Do you talk to yourself? I talk to myself like an insecure child, or one that's misbehaving, or under-motivated. Parenting my inner moppet.
16. Do you like doing puzzles? Not fond of jigsaws, but give me knots and I'm like the vampire that has to count sugar or salt grains. My mom used to tie knots in a foot of string and give it to me to keep me quiet and occupied. I also used to be the champ at school in getting knots out of other girls' fine necklace chains.
18. Tea or Coffee? Either, depending on mood and the state of digestion. Morning coffee, unless my stomach's upset, then tea. Tea in the afternoons, rather than coffee.
19. First thing you remember you wanted to be when you grew up? I wanted to ride horses.
20. If you were told you can only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? Cheese? Cheese is good, and there are lots of varieties.
21. List your major scars: bikini line hysterectomy scar, bagel related accident scar on my left wristbone—the skin healed but you can feel the depression where the detached muscle never reattached to the bone. Two surgical scars, one on left forearm, one on right hip, blemish removal with margins.
22. List continents you've NOT visited: Let's go the other way. I've been to Europe and North America—the rest still awaits me!
23. What dead person (non-relative) would you most like to ask something? Top of my head, I think Ben Franklin would be cool to talk with.
24. What one thing would you change about your physical self? Never to have had psoriasis: no systemic damage, no activity restriction, no embarrassment and having to hide, or having to work with, affected skin, no arthritis, no compromised immune response, no prohibitive diet, being able to wear pretty shoes and nylon stockings. Curing it would be good, but never having had it would be wish-worthy.
25. Have you ever seen a current or former president in person? No.