mememe memage

[fufaraw]

nabbed from angstpuppy

1. You can ONLY answer 'Yes' or 'No'

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks - and, believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming. Nothing is exactly as it seems.
Kissed any one of your LiveJournal friends? - No

Been arrested? - No

Kissed someone you didn't like? - Yes

Slept in until 5 PM? - Yes

Fallen asleep at work/school? - Yes

Held a snake? - Yes

Ran a red light? - Yes

Been suspended from school? - No

Experienced love at first sight? - No

Totalled your car in an accident? - No

Been fired from a job? - Yes

Fired somebody? - Yes

Sung karaoke? - No

Pointed a gun at someone? - No

Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? - Yes

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? - Yes

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - Yes

Kissed in the rain? - Yes

Had a close brush with death (your own)? - Yes

Saw someone die? - Yes

Played Spin-the-Bottle? - Yes

Smoked a cigar? - Yes

Sat on a rooftop? - Yes

Smuggled something into another country? - No

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? - No

Broken a bone? - Yes

Skipped school? - Yes

Eaten a bug? - Yes

Sleepwalked? - No

Walked on a moonlit beach? - Yes

Ridden a motorcycle? - No

Dumped someone? - Yes

Forgotten your anniversary? - No

Lied to avoid a ticket? - Yes

Ridden in a helicopter? - No

Shaved your head? - No

Blacked out from drinking? - No

Played a prank on someone? - No

Hit a home run? - No

Felt like killing someone? - Yes

Cross-dressed? - Yes

Been falling-down drunk? - No

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? - Yes

Eaten snake? - Yes

Marched/Protested? - Yes

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? - No

Puked on an amusement ride? - No

Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? - Yes

Been in a band? - No

Knitted? - Yes

Been on TV? - Yes

Shot a gun? - Yes

Skinny-dipped? - No

Given someone stitches? - No

Eaten a whole habanero pepper? - No

Ridden a surfboard? - No

Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? - Yes

Had surgery? - Yes

Streaked? - No

Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? - No

Tripped on mushrooms? - No

Passed out when NOT drinking? - Yes

Peed on a bush? - No

Donated Blood? - Yes

Grabbed electric fence? -No

Eaten alligator meat? - No

Eaten cheesecake? - Yes

Eaten your kids' Halloween candy? - Yes

Killed an animal when NOT hunting? - Yes

Peed your pants in public? - Yes

Snuck into a movie without paying? - Yes

Written graffiti? - Yes

Still love someone you shouldn't? - No

Think about the future? - Yes

Been in handcuffs? - Yes

Believe in love? - Yes

Sleep on a certain side of the bed? - Yes

Comments

[aerynsun5.livejournal.com]

OK, if you did it, I'll have to when I get home, after feeding and petting the kittiez.

[fufaraw]

Actually, I did play a prank on someone, I just forgot. A friend made the mistake of leaving her luggage in the ladies room at the club where her wedding reception was held. A coworker stole all her panties (and put them on one over the other under her skirt), and I sewed all her bra and slip straps together, so she couldn't put any of them on until she "unsewed" them.

And then we went to the kitchen and got a cupful of rice and sprinkled it ALL through her clothes.

She didn't know who was guilty of the theft, or of the rice, but she knew I did the sewing. "You're the only person I know who carries a sewing kit in her purse."

So, prank after all.

[aerynsun5.livejournal.com]

Good one! I was gonna do this, but it's days later now, so it's kinda stale now.